WHAT IF JESUS WAS BORN IN THIS GENERATION?

It's Christmas! The best time of the year!!! And from all of us at Africandesignersmall.com , we wish you a merry Christmas and a prosperous 2016.

Just thinking out loud... What if Christ was born in this generation ? First of all, Joseph would not have believed the Holy Spirit was speaking to him. How could Mary take in without having sex? Even if it was IVF. He probably would have taken depression pills with the thought that he was hearing voices. He would have bolted and left Mary with an epic Adele's Hello Cover.

Secondly, Christ wouldn't have being given birth in a manger. If Joseph and Mary were in Nigeria , they would have sharply arranged a U.S trip to deliver Jesus in Texas with Mary taking selfies on the delivery bed while Joseph makes a video and posts it on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter with #amessiahisborn. 

Thirdly, the baby's name can't just be named like that. Talk about a whole Jesus! How? For starters, the baby's picture will be kept a secret. We might only get to see his cute fingers with Mary holding them. Then finally, when the baby's picture is released, it will be sold to Cosmo or Vogue for millions of dollars. Yes! we are talking Jesus here and you are talking nonsense. Money has to be made. The baby's name will be announced on Twitter and Instagram after Vogue or Cosmo would have announced it too. Then, Mary will update her BBM status with all the pre-delivery photo shoots, Splitpic of her pregnant tommy and the baby's picture which will make people wonder when she got pregnant (Only in Nigeria...Witches and Wizards must not touch the baby o!).

And then the gifts.... Three wise men in this generation??? For real??? Where are the Ade Bakares, the Deola Sagoes, the Lanre Da Silvas, the Mai Atafos, the Tiffany Ambers, the Versaces, the Valentinos, the Louboutins, the Alexander McQueens, the Chanels,etc... You can see that they are way more than three.

Finally, the baby will have an Instagram and Twitter account where all his designer gifts will be showed off. Infact, his first tweet 'I woke up like this' will break the internet even though he is yet to open his eyes,talk more of making sounds or talk. But then he tweets!

I love this generation! The Tech Generation - Where magic lives and impossible is nothing!

Enjoy your Christmas, and between, what are  you doing for Christmas? Share with us. Xoxo