Love him or hate him, Republican Presidential Candidate Donald Trump is quite entertaining. See some of his funniest quotes.
Donald Trump on Hillary Clinton
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"[Hillary Clinton] was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? But she was going to beat – she was favored to win – and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost." –Donald Trump, using a vulgar Yiddish word for penis to mock Hillary Clinton
“I know where she went – it’s disgusting, I don’t want to talk about it. No, it’s too disgusting. Don’t say it, it’s disgusting." –Donald Trump on Hillary Clinton taking a bathroom break during a Democratic presidential debate
"I think our country does plenty of killing also, Joe." –Donald Trump, seemingly unconcerned that Russian President Vladimir Putin kills journalists who disagree with him, when pressed to condemn such actions in an interview with MSNBC's Joe Scarborough
"Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what is going on." –Donald Trump campaign statement
"There were people that were cheering on the other side of New Jersey, where you have large Arab populations. They were cheering as the World Trade Center came down." –Donald Trump, making an unfounded accusation regarding the 9/11 attacks.
"He’s not a war hero. He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren’t captured." –Donald Trump on John McCain
"Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president I mean, she's a woman, and I'm not supposed to say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?" –Donald Trump on Republican presidential candidate Carly Fiorina
"You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever." –Donald Trump, insulting Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly over questions she asked during the first Republican primary debate
"I have people that have been studying [Obama's birth certificate] and they cannot believe what they're finding... I would like to have him show his birth certificate, and can I be honest with you, I hope he can. Because if he can't, if he can't, if he wasn't born in this country, which is a real possibility…then he has pulled one of the great cons in the history of politics." –Donald Trump, three weeks before Obama released his long-form birth certificate in 2011
"When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems...they're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime. They're rapists." –Donald Trump
"All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected." –Donald Trump
"I don't think Ivanka would do that, although she does have a very nice figure. I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her." –Donald Trump, when asked how he would react if Ivanka posed for Playboy.
"You know, it really doesn`t matter what the media writes as long as you`ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass." –Donald Trump
"I will build a great wall – and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me —and I'll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words." –Donald Trump
"I have a great relationship with the blacks." –Donald Trump
"I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created." –Donald Trump, announcing his campaign for president
"In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history." –Donald Trump
"If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America." –Donald Trump
"I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful." –Donald Trump
"The beauty of me is that I'm very rich." –Donald Trump
More Donald Trump Quotes
"It's like in golf. A lot of people — I don't want this to sound trivial — but a lot of people are switching to these really long putters, very unattractive. It’s weird. You see these great players with these really long putters, because they can't sink three-footers anymore. And, I hate it. I am a traditionalist. I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist." - Donald Trump telling the New York Times why he opposes gay marriage
"In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history." –Donald Trump, on Celebrity Apprentice
"These are stupid people that say, 'Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?' I didn't go bankrupt." –Donald Trump, on filing for bankruptcy on parts of his various businesses
"We need a leader that wrote The Art of the Deal." –Donald Trump, plugging his book in his presidential campaign announcement
"When it comes time to default, they’re not going to remember any of the Republicans’ names. They are going to remember in history books one name, and that's Obama." –Donald Trump, urging Republicans to force a default on America's debt so that Obama wouldn't be reelected
"My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body." –Donald Trump
"You know the funny thing, I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people." –Donald Trump
"Let me tell you, I'm a really smart guy." –Donald Trump, on his intelligence
"Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure,it's not your fault." –Donald Trump
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